Time to thaw out

My name is Samantha.

I like sunflowers, the color red, Lana Del Rey, my boyfriend, candles, manchester orchestra, Tom Delonge, and horror movies.
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aaayemiichelle:

Bitch I might be.

You sure are there for the good, happy times

blogsecret:

But where are you when things get bad?

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

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pokingsmot:

mrsdwightkschrute:

playhausxtizzney:

Legendary

this will never get old.

still trying to figure out what show this is from lol

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whiskyandoldspice:

when someone makes you feel insecure about liking something

Cosmo Sex Tip #676

shoe-inhibitions:

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

spaceyfrancophile:

God bless Adventure Time

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“I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.”

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your-teen-quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!

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